What's your record for getting knockbacks from women in the one night?

[tamworthblue]

20 times same women though the missus!

Take it that was after the wedding?

 

[Magicpole]

You know that look your wife gives you when she wants sex?

Me neither.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Multi millionaire Mick Hucknall reckons he has 1000 notches on his bedpost.

When he started to make it big, he was in concert in Bologna Italy, my sister who lives near there, told me that the simple rag asked her out on meeting her after the gig.

"Did he sis?"... "yes, why would I lie" .
"He's Mick Hucknall and loaded"
"Yes but he's an ugly ginger sod" she replied.

So my sis refused to potentially become a notch on the ginger twats bedpost.

 

[tamworthblue]

I've been ruined many many times. It's awful. :)

When myself and friends were at university in Sheffield we used have one mate who would make a sport out of these things, using it to come up the most ridiculous and /or offensive chat up lines he could come up with, knowing damn well he was very likely to get blown out. Most of the time he got nowhere but it was bloody funny watching him do it. Sometimes though just like getting three numbers on the lottery he dropped lucky and scored a freak who'd then take him home and ruin him.

When were you there blue and what did you study? Was there between '80 and '84, fourth year just doing job interviews. Still miss it, cracking town and totty with no sense of danger whatsever. 6" snow...no probs...they've still got their white stilettos on. Snow shoes my arse.

 

[Magicpole]

When were you there blue and what did you study? Was there between '80 and '84, fourth year just doing job interviews. Still miss it, cracking town and totty with no sense of danger whatsever. 6" snow...no probs...they've still got their white stilettos on. Snow shoes my arse.

Makes you well up. In every way.

Bless

 

[tamworthblue]

Makes you well up. In every way.

Bless

I don't get your problem with that post.

Edit. You do realise it wasn't even directed at you.

 

[Magicpole]

I don't get your problem with that post.

Edit. You do realise it wasn't even directed at you.

I just liked it

The stiletto bit

 

[jimharri]

When he started to make it big, he was in concert in Bologna Italy, my sister who lives near there, told me that the simple rag asked her out on meeting her after the gig.

"Did he sis?"... "yes, why would I lie" .
"He's Mick Hucknall and loaded"
"Yes but he's an ugly ginger sod" she replied.

So my sis refused to potentially become a notch on the ginger twats bedpost.

Come on; get on with it. We haven't got all night.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Come on; get on with it. We haven't got all night.

That is all.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Come on; get on with it. We haven't got all night.

You never asked me to post a pic of my sis. We're not all ugly in my family. Still not posting one mind.