For me though the worst thing about Morrissey is not the depressing and pretentious lyrics, nor (staggeringly) is it that he is such a count with his contempt for his fans and his puritanical vegetarianism.
No, it's the simple fact that he cannot write nor sing anything resembling a sodding tune. His shocking lack of musical talent means he has no fucking clue about chords and chord sequences so every single track consists of about 3 notes played over and over and over again, with his moronic lyrics dumped on top. This is not music, it is noise. It's the sort of thing talentless infants would compose with no musical training, a piano with all but 3 keys removed, and a hammer. There is no light and shade, no nice chords, no rhythmic invention; no melody, banal lyrics. Objectively, it is of a very low standard.