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If Branthwaite trained you'd think he'll play. Who are you bringing in for Doughty?

My first ever City game and he got Doyle sent off, anyway we won 4-3. Derby were the reigning champions then I think.

It's quarter past, not half past, when we kick off.

It's going to take a monumental effort, after the disappointment of last night and the energy the the lads used up, but if any team can bounce back it's this one.

Nothing wrong with going down the middle with a pen, but if the keeper hasn't moved an inch the split second before you take it, you'd better have a plan B.

The better team lost, it happens but we really need to stop giving away soft goals, it's happening far too often this season and has cost us over the 2 legs.

I liked the White shirt with the Red and Black sash, mid to late 70's, had it as a kid.

Put your Mrs and her Mam on the game. Pimp them out, with the proviso that you won't go to the old bill, as long as they earn you at least £100k each per year. It worked for me.

We want between 40 and 50 million euros? Yeah right, I've got a tin of beans I'd like to sell for £500 if anyone's interested.

Shearer used to tell the keeper where he was putting them, after training when he was practicing them. If you tell the keeper where it's going and he still can't save it, then it must give you enormous confidence for when the real thing comes around.

Oi, Van De Beek is an £80M player, I'll have you know.

Poor lad, couldn't hit a Beef's arse with a Banjo.

He's an absolute ****, as false as they come. The sort who makes a career by being the best at brown-nosing their way up.

Probably all on the Catalan equivalent of the Muffin or Barm thread.

If we make it to the final these were the one's I wanted to avoid. Not because they are good, but because of their absolute shithousery.

Good.

Played about 10 games for the rags, half probably off the bench.

Delighted Atletico are out, horrible cunts.

I fucking love the delusion you get from dippers. It's a never ending source of amusement.

We could have told you that before you bought him. If only you'd asked :) Jesus is better out wide, than through the middle. He even said he wanted to play out wide when he was at City.