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    England v Brazil | Friendly | Match Thread

    It's mental that Chilwell is on the pitch because he is truly fucking woeful. Realt, really fucking dreadful. There isn't a single fucking manager who would have picked him to play. Absolutely fucking dogshit 'player.'
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    Media Discussion - 2023/24

    Bit harsh. And anyway, I thought bridgeno1 was an Arsenal fan?
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    FA Cup Games | Quarter-Finals | 16/17 Mar '24

    Just think about the pride in battle.
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    Match Thread | Man City vs. Newcastle (16/03/24)

    Great move and unlucky.
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    Match Thread | Man City vs. Newcastle (16/03/24)

    I'll make you a half-time brew Mr Murphy.
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    Match Thread | Man City vs. Newcastle (16/03/24)

    Lap it up Murphy you fucking scouse rat! Get in!
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    Match Thread | Man City vs. Newcastle (16/03/24)

    I understand why somebody would like to wrap a bat around your head Murphy you fucking ****.
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    Match Thread | Man City vs. Newcastle (16/03/24)

    Murphy almost orgasaming when the ball nearly got through for a Newcastle player.
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    FA Cup Games | Quarter-Finals | 16/17 Mar '24

    How the fuck is that not a red? I don't mean rhetorically; I really want to know.
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    Favourite Comedian

    Did he get his cock out?
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    Favourite Comedian

    You can't really as they're immediately taken down.
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    Favourite Comedian

    I should have gone with three mates but I've been rough as fuck all week with a chest infection, so I had to bail. I've seen him a few times though over the years and he's fucking brilliant. He's absolutely exhausting to watch though as it's like a barrage of invective spewed from a flamethrower...
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    Stupid little things that bug you

    How in film you only need a paperclip to unlock handcuffs. My suspension of disbelief is fucking blown wide open everytime.
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    Media Discussion - 2023/24

    The real bullshit is we know that even if we're cleared, the media will always be harking back to the 'the last remaining elephant in the room that was shot dead for its tusks by an evil poacher wearing a Manchester City kit.'
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    Media Discussion - 2023/24

    "What do you think of Liverpool's performance Ian?" "Well, I thought they played great, but we can't really rejoice in their team effort or Klopp's skill as a manager until somebody starts to mention the elephant in the room: you know, the hacking of City's database - something which you might...
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    Match Thread | Liverpool vs Man City (10/03/24)

    Fuck off Neville you fucking rat.
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    Match Thread | Liverpool vs Man City (10/03/24)

    Fucking Boulders!!!!!
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    Media Discussion - 2023/24

    He arm himself with a fucking AK47.
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    Match Thread | Man City vs. FC Copenhagen (06/03/24)

    Pep's already subbed him off.
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    Match Thread | Man City vs. FC Copenhagen (06/03/24)

    If we played with a 5, 4, 1 defensive formation, we wouldn't have conceded that goal.

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