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I'm referring to Maradona's second goal against England in 1986. I'd go for Bernado due to his touch.

I don't understand why this hasn't been reported by the BBC. I found out about it from an online Kent newspaper. I've seen the video in question and it fucking disgusts me. That's not bullying. That's simply premeditated assault. Apparently, it's cool these days for some kids to video themselves...

I was a bit bored and a in a bit of a naughty mood...

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This scene popped up in conversation with a couple of friends this morning. Came home and looked for it on Youtube. Forgot how funny this was. Smith and Jones :)

Haha this is good

Everything I love about this beloved club of mine encapsulated in one sentence. Knowing Pellegrini as I think I do, he would probably have said that had we lost the game too. Full respect.

Died sadly. Loved listening to him. Great voice of Cricket.

Amazing musician died today aged 70. John Martyn, Davy Graham, Bert Jansch and John Renbourn all departed now. :(

Not seen this posted. I even checked the agenda thread first! http://www.itv.com/news/granada/update/2014-12-29/away-teams-given-cold-shoulder-at-etihad-stadium/

Last month she lost her husband to cancer and this song of mine was played at his funeral. She concluded the note with "I hope you don't mind". How do you reply to that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZYUo_-bcrk

... from the post-match comments of this legend. "I don't think ...... are that bad a side. They're quite useful in the middle of the park and up front but their defence is horrible."

So Ryan Giggs has finally retired after 960 appearances for United. A superb player and blessed with ball skills, so his sister-in-law says.

Can't find it anywhere. Would like it to shut up a scouse mate who claims Suarez doesn't cheat. Anyone got a link to it?

Dear Government, why not just shepherd the long-term sick and unemployed into camps, tattoo numbers into their arms and give them nice identity badges to wear. They would of course have to pay for these badges but it could be a kind of investment for them. Yes, the unemployed could earn bonus...

Arsehole Wenger has got a player he'd like to sign in his office for an interview. AW: "So, why do you want to play for Arsenal?" Player: "Well, I consider myself a talented and hard-working professional and I want to test myself at the highest level." AW: "And where do you see yourself in...

Just thought I'd post a link to this for those who might be interested. Last weekend I performed at the Annual Nick Drake Gathering with my friend Ben. We played Jackson C Frank's "Milk and Honey" and Nick's "Day Is Done". The attentive or sober among you may notice a video edit towards the...

Loose call this, I know. But I will be performing at the Annual Nick Drake Gathering in Tanworth-in-Arden this weekend. Friday and Saturday night, two concerts of Nick Drake's music played by some quality artists, plus some other folky stuff. Free entry. Campsite nearby if you like the...

Never felt so happy about terminating a relationship. During the period of this great mistake, I worked my arse off to provide food, drink, travel expenses and birthday presents for this scrounging slag. I even forked out a small fortune to get her hair sorted after a friend of hers fucked it...

I went to see my doctor today. He's ok but he's pretty deaf. He said "Mr Hat-tricks, I've had a look at your withered snake but if you need treatment for a reptile dysfunction, I suggest you go and see a vet as I'm not qualified to give a proper diagnosis." I replied, "No, I have erectile...