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Jack Meoff?

I know it's not new, new but I have to say that this song is something truly special. If there was any justice in the world Yard Act will be able to dine out on this for years to come.

Nothing a little, "withholding" won't fix.

I fell asleep during half of them and couldn't be bothered to go back and see what I missed.

Been watching The Regime with Kate Winslet. Struggling to find the energy to watch the final episode. She is very good in it, but it's a poor excuse for entertainment.

An American thing.

Yes. Named after the Scotch of Scotland.

Couldn't score in a woman's penitentiary with a fist full of pardons.

Right. Forgot about him.

Just had to explain who St George was to my wife. I went on to mention St Patrick and then told her that the Welsh had one as well. Do the Scotch have a saint?

Stop playing with your hair, you massive flange.

That's what my wife says, while wearing an eyepatch.

Yeah, can't be arsed trying to spell his name. He's complete shite. Fucking fanny looks like he's wearing gloves.

That pillock with all the girly hair should be overlapping the other pillock with the ball instead of standing around behind him.

Beav.

Crack

Might have to get on the pipe.

Sounds like a feminine product.

I can’t sleep lately. Went to my fart sack on friday night saying I hope I sleep in. Got up at 6am. Same thing the next day. My alarm is set for 5:45am during the week but I just get up at 5:30 because I’m sick of lying there awake. Might have to roofy myself this weekend.

He’s not undroppable. If Pep thought he should be dropped, he would drop him.