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Meh! That empire state building isn't as tall as our floodlights.

https://www.skysports.com/share/13121595 aaaannnnnnnd we're off!

Compare it to the arse kissing and positive spin the media spun when klopp demanded a replay after what happened at spurs. Obviously that scruffy **** carragher has forgot about that after his faux shock at the forest statement.

Get him pissed and shave one of his eyebrows off. Or get him pissed and beat fuck out of him. Your call.

I thought Machin did alright, took us up but then we needed someone to take us to the next level and kendall did that, he would have won us a cup 100% if he'd stayed.

Great result for the Foxes last night, come just at the right time. Is it one win or one point needed for promotion?

https://www.skysports.com/share/13121288 Fuckin state of this, highlighting egghead saying the media are embarrassing, obviously forgetting the way they continually accuse us of the 115 charges and ignore us or sneer at us or love putting out negative stories about us. Bellends.

God I hope not. Are we going to have to endure a summer of the British media wanking themselves stupid about Mr Slot reinventing football, playing football the correct way and being the best manager ever to come of out Holland? I remember them doing the same about egghead at the shithole and...

Who knew Suggs could see into the future.

At least the laundry person won't have any grass stains on the kit this week.

Fickle Arsenal fans staying to the end. Can't stop laughing, as a collective their fanbase are an embarrassment. All fucked off with 5mins to go last week, this week all celebrating winning the league. If ever there was a bipolar fanbase then these bluds and fams are the epitome of it. You get me.

Has to be Alan Ball. That cap, the squeaky voice and absolutely shite football. Probably the only manager I've wanted out, I remember singing sack the board quite a lot through the 90s but I can't recall really wanting any other manager out, possibly Frank Clark runs him a close second.

7mins? Has there been an injury or do the Premier League want a few more goals?

How the fuck have we drawn twice against this pile of wank? Game on Arsenal motherfuckers.

Is this a cryptic clue? (Sorry) :)

You do know that if we win our games in hand we'll be top?

Wow another positive tweet at the tail end of the season. So predictable And all the while the red mardarses above us get their backs scratched and their tummies tickled. Laughable.

https://www.skysports.com/share/13121288 Bless him, little egghead comes out swinging his handbag, prompted of course by Simon the fuckin seal.

Exactly. Neville 9 times out of 10 tells us the decision before VAR do, which kind of spoils the surprise or disappointment of the outcome. Let's just remind ourselves of how sky sports report on things. Aguero elbow incident ran for a week in a bid to get him banned. The outrageous and...

All in our hands. One match at a time.