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@TinFoilHat just made a comment about the brothel creeping **** from 1981 which has led me to propose that we recreate a new set of lyrics for this well-loved Xmas ditty, to take our minds off the recent loss of form… I’m sure there’ll be confusion aplenty along the way, but slam dunking in at...

Watching the game today, asked the question in the Prem Games thread: WTF does Forrest Gumpford have on his head? From the responses, realised this could make a good thread. So far we've had: A tribute to Fish Fingers The pubic hair of a yeti. Acid, for sure My initial thought was Ed...

After reading this on the FFFP thread from @Ballet-on-ice "I play a little game now where I leave this thread for 20 minutes or so and then refresh it and guess how many extra pages there are. I'm living the dream." It sounds like my game of 'can I finish a tray of peanuts before my burger...

This on for the next 2 hours. No. 47 Andy Cole 'Outstanding'. Ragfan commentator said 'it's the worst thing he's ever done - and he signed for Man City!' Slagging Euro 96 Mivk Hucknall now. Lol.

Separated at birth game, I'll start: Mario Gomez Baddie from Charlie's Angels

Heard on radio today that bacon face is wanted as advisor should FIFA candidate Sheikh Salman get the top job. He mentioned that the porkly one had ready had a big influence 'helping' UEFA and so would be a great asset. Seriously!!???!!

What ham ah gonna do? It's hiding out amongst the masses of weights, garden tools and toys we have stored and I'm buggered if I'm going to chase it around all night. Lots of food in the place (dried and tinned storage). :( Wife says we should get some traps tomorrow. No problem with that...

Just seen an ad for this from Citroen: Looks like it was designed by a kid with a crocodile obsession, but somehow it's starting to grow on me. Anyone else got a particular car they love to hate/laugh at because of the way it looks?

Puma, who sponsor Marco Reus and other stars like Cesc Fabregas and Sergio Aguero, invited users to tweet their idols with the promise of personalised messages. Some quick-thinking fans realised the replies were always addressed to the tweeter's username and so temporarily changed their names...

Has anyone got any ads past or present that they find particularly annoying? Any reason. My current gripe is the Tetley tea ad where the invading alien asks if he detects a hint of darjeeling only to be told it's assam. Annoys the hell out of me that the people who commissioned the ad couldn't...

After comments from mancity1 and ColinLee in today's post-match thread, I thought I 'd ask the question in its own right. I had been pondering for a while... quite a few years in fact... ...it seemed to me even during the noughties that a disproportionate number of managers were being sacked...