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And then, when he was just about to make late substitutions, Tommy Toucan thought "Fook it - they're gonna sack me anyway! Chuopo-Moting on!"

Fuck Bayern - those little shits hate us more than anyone else in European football

I'd like to remind everyone Bayern have Eric Dier at CB.

Thx for the inspiration - gonna copy that part as it might come in handy.

A dead rubber but both of them can only dream of Champions league football.

In terms of taking the rags to the cleaners, Pogba and Martial are fucking legends.

Well, I couldn't be happier - that's what you get when you don't give a fuck about the teams that represent your country/footaball federation. City having to play in an FA Cup semi final in 60-odd hours after an exhausting tie against Madrid was a disgrace. It tastes even better when the ones...

We'd be mid-table without Rod.

An iconic goal from Kev - I could watch it on a loop.

We have received a high number of applications which exceeded the number of tickets available. Therefore, in line with the 2024 UEFA Champions League Final™ Ticketing Terms and Conditions, we conducted a lottery to allocate tickets. We are pleased to inform you that your ticket application for...

Sorry for a slight off-topic but my application for CL final tickets was successful - you fucking wouldn't make it up!

Everton destroying them in the air

There'll be 200 000 of them - all legit, la!

Lost a war of attrition. A shocking penalty from Bernardo.

Need an extra body in possession - it sounds shocking but Haaland off.

Need an extra body in possession - it sounds shocking but Haaland off.

Have to be up at 4.30 AM - extra time nailed on.

City are wearing them out - the 2nd half will be a Madrid bus.

Where's his banjo? Darwin Nunez trying to hit a cow's arse with it?

Famday Bludy Famday