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Also in the Erling Haaland thread... To the tune of " Down Under " by Men at work... Does he come from the God of Thunder, Erling Haaland makes you wonder He runs at keepers, and makes them nervous, He'd ever eat Roy Keane for breakfast...

To the tune of " Down Under " by Men at work... Does he come from the God of Thunder, Erling Haaland makes you wonder He runs at keepers, and makes them nervous, He'd ever eat Roy Keane for breakfast...

Now we know your trying to catch a fish.... But I can't take anything to do with this fella seriously.. I mean... Has no one else noticed how he's started to morph into Huggy Bear from Starskie and Hutch, for those of you old enough to remember him...

I spy with my little eye...

Just been catching up on the thread from last 24 hours. There's a lot of doom and gloom after Pep's press conference. I don't get it. Firstly we've just broken the transfer record and bought an exciting, direct, attacking player that gets people off their seats. Exactly what we needed after the...

Camera men still hanging around at training ground today as if they are expecting sometime else. Lots of helicopter activity too...

Damn!!! I think we are about to be hoisted by our own petard.... He's off to Villa.... We've just given them£100M and they just offered Messi £25M a year for the next 4 years... The only fookers who could afford him apparently....

Oooo!!! Get him.... Spends a few days North of the border and he's gone all" Braveheart" You'll be putting prunes in your porridge next and deep frying your Turkish delight. Lol

I've not felt this giddy since......... Oh. Hang on...... It was only a few weeks ago wasn't it... I want to see obscure music videos at the very least.....

Well after reading his statement in full I've got to say well done to him... He wants to go but hasn't been allowed to... His bosses are cnuts.... They haven't got a clue what they are doing.... He's laid it all on the table... While everyone had been flapping in here, City have conducted...

But does he really care what happens later... He's gone next march at the latest.... If he gets Messi to stay until the end of his contract then the worlds greatest ever player didn't leave on his watch... The fact that he can then leave on a free doesn't affect him. He's really not got anything...

Yeah. Sorry fellas.... I was getting a bit carried away with myself then... . Fuck 'em.... And thanks for the reality check.....

Just think back everyone.... A couple of weeks ago... That deep empty sad feeling we all felt, that we had seen El Mago play his last game for City... It was never going to be quite the same again..... And then BOOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In a poetic twist of fate that none of us can comprehend, or...

Like a bird on a wing...... Fuck..... The plane watchers need to be getting excited. He's circling over Ringway waiting for a break in the clouds... I believe !!!!!!!!!

Eike Imminent.... Wasn't he a keeper???

No. Easy to sort.... Give Messi 1..... Because he obviously is...( Don't know why nobody has thought of this before) and Kun 9.... That's your 10 sorted. Leave the rest of the minions to fight it out between them....

I work next to the training ground just seen an employee going around the outside picking up litter... Obviously polishing the turd before the royal visit .....

It's not quite sunk in yet... Maybe it'll touch me in the morning...

Kaz has been reported to the GLM police as ginger lives matter, we will have none of that nonsense in here.... Now if he dyes his hair again he can fuck off until it grows out.... That goes for Kun as well....

He's not the Messiah..... He's a very naughty boy.....