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Been noticing an upswell of people looking for City to be severely punished for financial shit. I heard one commentator ask could they be relegated? How are to all feeling this will end up? I’m worried they will throw the kitchen sink at you.

This thread is aimed at all those topsey turvey moments, where people shout their mouth off and end up looking like twats. I enjoyed this, please feel free to put up any similar, or even nothing like it. I’m not a dictator, yet. You cunts are for it if I ever manage that. That apart though...

Right, I recently moved and my new garden has a small orchard. The trees are laden with apples. I’m going to attempt to make cider and I was wondering, if anybody on here could give me any tips. Best way to extract the apple juice? and pretty much everything else involved. Also feel free to...

I have just discovered that, against my wishes, loads of cunts have been dumping many metric tonnes of stuff in my house, that quite frankly should have been skipped years ago. We live in a cottage and it is actually, I have found out, a Tardis. How so much crap can be fitted into it, defies...

Imagine for a moment any other “drug” having the same morbidity levels of booze? The same destruction of family lives? The cost of dealing with it? Then remember every headline when a few people die of, name any other drug and you see how ridiculous it all is. My view is all should be treated...

I was watching a programme the other night and a woman was drinking brandy, the guy asked for one and she poured two brandy’s into small pub spirit type glasses. I thought, put it in a fucking brandy glass ffs! I get like that about some things. Anybody else have things they get a bit snoby about?

Well it seems to be happening. Trump and his mushroom are to be arrested and brought before the beak, Stormy Daniels payoff causing him issues. Has had a rant about it, who would have thought? Anyway, should be class and hopefully the first of many.

I was out for a walk up Carlton hill, ok I was cruising, let it go. It had been pissing down, no change there. As I got to the circular path at the top, excellent vistas, I highly recommend it. I began my meander, I came up to a huge puddle covering the whole path, so decided to walk around it...

It’s transfer, or more like released with no fee. I have been thinking for months I need to cut back my obsession with social media. I have loved it on here and I would like to thank you all…well not all, for making it great. Take care of yourselves. If you win the CL, which I hope you do, I...

I was scrolling through videos and came across this one. How can the richest country that has ever been, have a population saturated with absolute fucking morons? Put any you like in here.

Well, here I am sitting in a cafe in Bordeaux waiting for a friend of my son, before we travel to the Château where my sons wedding is happening on Friday. Sipping a nice red, and watching the world go by. If you’re in the area give me a shout and I will let you ruffle my hair.

Well here we are again. A new season approaches and this morning I read we signed CCV, who has been brilliant for us. Next Jota and the other additions we will need to move up another wee bit. It’s been a great year, especially after last year and been written off and laughed at, we took it, got...

We are sitting in the garden having a drink, then the good looking one suggests she put on this app. We have been picking random countries and it ranges from the sublime and beautiful, to this **** now from Butansinging some mournful dirge and sounding like the club singer we all wanted dead...

Utter fucking disaster, but if you feel it’s still great, fill your boots......then tell me the name of the horse that kicked your dome in and I will GodFather the ****.

I never watched The American Office, as a matter of principal and solidarity. This situation lasted to well after they all chucked it and embraced the greatest American pastime, they went off to get fat. However, the two other humans in here love it, so it was Humans ahead 2.1 but I fought...

Of the all threads, about all the shite,our tiny minds can come up with, have you ever thought, why don’t we talk about? Whatever? For me it would be a thread about bees. I fucking love bees. Closely followed by a Spanner Appreciation Thread. Not just on the intricacies, diversity, genius and...

A video popped up on YouTube as I was searching for midget porn, about so called footy violence. So far I have watched four without seeing a single fucking punch landed. Why do pricks load these up to watch usually fat gammons walking and shouting surrounded by cops? I’ve seen more violence at...

It’s always a good feeling when you can hang up your cape, sit on your perfectly sculpted arse, and let the world save its fucking self for a few bastard days. I find myself in that very situation. I don’t believe in pre planning, as for the most times, I enthusiastically accept invitations...

I was reading the getting old thread and It made me think of getting older and how some guys just wear anything. Look like their outfit was put together by people who wear white shoes and jumpers that you couldn’t wear and take an acid tab. I think it is a sign of a beckoning grave, or even a...

I often spend an afternoon in repose, obviously, half cut probably, thinking what book would I like to have written. It is never easy, as you can imagine, I've read about ten. Maybe nine, but thick ones. For the purposes of this thread, I have decided, this instant, that my choice would be The...