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eeeeeeemmmmm, we only want the league cup, laa!

End of the winter, you deserve a good soak (6 months of grime will take at least a 6 hour soak). Fuck, my dog can smell you from here!

That’s my man crush!

That looks so warm, I won’t have to put the heating on tonight!

i’d like that funeral, ummm definitely!

You can stick your fucking candles up your arse You can stick your fucking candles up your arse You can stick your fucking candles Stick your fucking candle You can stick your fucking candles up your arse.

Ok, but she’s got a good sense of humour!

Have you seen Dawn? She’s gorgeous!

Not this time of year,they haven’t been shaved yet!

I’d shag him!

Come on Everton? I’ve just cum all over the sofa, get in!

Well, I don’t know if they’re bastards, but the four of them are definitely a bit twisted!

I thought he was the commander of the Starship Enterprise!

Wow double whoppers!

Klopp leaving Liverpool having unparalleled success in English football, sharing - 9 Premier League titles (although 2019/2020 has an * due to Covid19) 9 FA Cups, 9 English League Cups, 9 Community Shields, 9 Champions League, 9 European Super Cups, 9 FIFA World Club Cups.

Or as the say in Dutch Sctephon Wanker!

He’s just a shit Harry Hill!

Because he wants to know how much the ice cream cost, and where she got it from, obviously!

You’ve either been done or are shit at haggling, €20 max ;-)

When was the last time you had bloods checked? I had similar a few years ago, turned out my oxygen saturation levels in my blood were low. I had to go through a period of leaning how to breathe properly again, sounds stupid, but you’ll be surprised how many people it effects.