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Not much point hanging around to try and break a record Haaland might obliterate by midnight tonight.

Looking forward to Southampton rinsing £60m+ out of one of these two, preferably the scousers.

Congratulations, that’s in the running to be one of the worst posts of all time on this forum.

I was led to believe Haaland is so good he could score as an unused substitute, very disappointed it’s not true.

Kylian Mbappé is a bellend.

As if that wasn't already a top tier punchable face, now he's playing for the scousers too...

When you say twitter chatter, you mean made up bullshit.

Surely just a twist on our annual plan to feign interest in a player so the rags throw stupid money at “beating” us to the signing. I’m sure the dabbing twat will be convinced to stay for another hundred grand or two a week.

Absolute ****.

Yeah, I'm surprised he ever wore a Barca shirt too.

"...something something only got involved at last minute, expected more discussion around proposals, all moved faster than we expected or are happy with, obvious that format is detrimental to football, we're out, we're the good guys, honest.."

I've completed the right to delete data form on the website, which gives you an option to leave a comment too...

In the next five to ten years the Rags are going to release a statement to say they've assessed the costs of renovating the swamp, found it makes no economic sense and so, inspired by their Italian founder ESL members, they are delighted to announce they have agreed to ground share with their...

If playing games in the middle of a pandemic - with fake crowd noise pumped into the empty stadiums like a bad sitcom laugh track - wasn't a clue: it's not about the fans, it's about money. If our meek responses to the aggressions of the cartel over the years wasn't a clue: it was never about...

They failed at kicking us out of the Champions League, on to Plan B, fix it so we can't deny the pedigree chum clubs a place in European competition. Well fuck 'em, we're two or three transfers away from a decade of domination and we can have a good chuckle every year as they all fall at the...

You appear to be phrasing that as a criticism, but you don't achieve GOAT status (with the trophies, and awards, and millions upon millions that come with it) without ambition. If his remaining ambition is 'only' to play out his days for the club he is synonymous with then fair play to him. He...

If Arsenal told us they wanted £70m or more when they turned down the £50m we would,

Absolutely this. Year on year I find it harder to maintain any love for the sport due to the corrupt way it is managed from the top. So sick of 'history' having any bearing on the game. History is of virtually zero significance. The only thing that really matters is the current season and what...

I assume Rooney is going to expect a payday out of this as well, can't see him being happy about not being the top earner? Otherwise, he'll be mithering for a move again (though I wonder if they are ready to cash in on him while someone might still be foolish enough to buy).

To potentially break the transfer record? I think not.