4 rags found dead in Manchester. !!

[samharris]

A family of Rags have been found frozen to death outside the Manchester odeon cinema.
police sources say they had been queing for three weeks to see " closed for the winter".. :)

 

[bluevengence]

You know whats coming don`t you Sam ?

 

[laserblue]

it would have been more believable if your heading was "4 rags found dead in surrey".

 

[samharris]

it would have been more believable if your heading was "4 rags found dead in surrey".

Its not cold in surrey :)

 

[ffyfes]

it would have been more believable if your heading was "4 rags found dead in surrey".

Its not cold in surrey :)

Or Sussex, eh Sam?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I stopped reading at "4 rags in Manchester". Knew it was a wind-up then.

 

[samharris]

Its not cold in surrey :)

Or Sussex, eh Sam?

Got sunburn playing golf today..:( fuck..i keep forgetting us northeners dont do tans...

 

[Fame Monster]

U got my hopes up

 

[u2fme2]

it worked for me

 

[Vienna_70]

Sweet Dreams

The night of March 31st and as littly Billy, the scum fan, gets tucked up in bed, his mum says, "If you pray really hard tonight, tomorrow you will be a Blue like me".

So little Billy prays like never before.

Morning comes and little Billy is still a rag. "Mummy, mummy," he cries, "I prayed so hard last night, but I'm still a horrible Utd fan".

His mum gently pats him on the head, "I know son...April Fool, you little red shite!"