50 times or more today

I've got a great CV , it clearly lists all my redeeming qualities ....... i'm awkward , grumpy , clueless , unhelpful , uninterested , cheesed off and ill-informed , and i know just where to send it off to for the best chance of getting a job ..... the city ticket office!

I can see my first day now as i answer the phone to a customer ....

Me ......... Morning you mytherin' b*stard , what do ya want ?
Customer ......... Er , i'd like a ticket for the match please!
Me ...... well ya can f*ck off , i've not finished me tea yet , ring back in an hour!
 
db2uk said:
stonerblue said:
what about the Prestwich branch Dan? Daughter's after part time.

There's a pint in it for you....

Nothing at that store, tell her to ring 08453003725, its the recruitment line, then they/we can check other stores close.

Thanks for the info db2. Much appreciated.

My most used lines are,

Do you wanna wait for those
How many do you want
Would you like rubber or metal tips.

I say all three at least 20 times a day
 

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