You're a bad man Bob. A short, hairy, big footed, lesbian maker, and a very bad man.
It wouldn't take much to make me cry admittedly.
You're a ****. Someone was slagging of Blancmange the other day. I tagged you and you let it go. Neil Arthur will be turning in his grave.
He is dead isn't he?
What! When was this and who slagged Blancmange off? I need a name.
No, he's very much alive and well, living, as he does, just outside Blackburn. Your thinking of Phill Collins.