Arsenal 2017/18

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

In it's unveiling of their new shirt the Tarquins have managed to out-cringe themselves.

This is from a section of their press release:

We are THE legendary white sleeves.
We are THE ones who always pick the cannon when we are playing Monopoly.
We are THE ones who know the real "Dennis the menace". He's not a cartoon, he's a genius.
We are THE ones who call our uncle Arsene even if his name is John.
We are THE 'Invincibles' even when we are playing against mates on a Sunday.
We are THE ones who since 1919 have never known the second division.
We are THE 228 times Thierry Henry found the back of the net.
We are THE ones that are never wrong but always Wright.
We are THE ones riding our motorbikes with Petr Cech's helmet.
We are THE 13 time winners.
Since 1886...
We are THE ARSENAL.

http://www.football.london/tottenham-hotspur-fc/news/arsenal-new-kit-spurs-fans-13216026

 

[Crouchinho]

We are going to enjoy Thursday night's

might as well help sling the mud, they've been doing that to us for years

 

[Ban-jani]

Arsenal are the most cringeworthy football club on the planet and that's even beating Liverpool and the Rags.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

WE ARE THE ARSEHOLES

 

[uteblue]

THe best news of the day is Arsenal releasing their new kit online and giving Danny Welbeck the #7 of Alexis, I really hope this is a subliminal fuck up and they know he is leaving

 

[Vienna_70]

We are the feeder club of Manchester City!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

In it's unveiling of their new shirt the Tarquins have managed to out-cringe themselves.

This is from a section of their press release:

We are THE ones who since 1919 have never known the second division.

Strange they've not mentioned the back-story to this!

 

[M18CTID]

Strange they've not mentioned the back-story to this!

Ask somebody impartial like Tony Attwood for the back-story - he'll tell us all that Arsenal and Henry Norris did absolutely nothing wrong ;)

 

[better dead than red]

Strange they've not mentioned the back-story to this!

It's even difficult to find the origins of this club on the interwebs. It's like a conscious effort has been made to scrub their history. ;)

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Arsenal are the most cringeworthy football club on the planet and that's even beating Liverpool and the Rags.

That Nivea advert beats anything for cringe hands down! And Jimmy Avarice's car? Is that the same advert?