Ask the Oracle: The Off-Topic Edition

[goat boy]

Who’s the daddy?

Michelle Wie


Is it wrong to add cheese to beans on toast?

In theory, yes. In practise, no.


When will I, will I be famous?

No sooner than 2014. I hope this answer satisfies you. Even if it doesn’t, it’s the only one you’re going to get.

 

[city_boy_lee]

You asked:
Why are Eddie Murphy movies shit?


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The Oracle replied:
The causes of this incident are rooted deep inside the human mind.

 

[city_boy_lee]

You asked:
Are you man or woman?


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The Oracle replied:
We discussed this in an International Oracle’s conference. The vote ruled on the latter one, although personally I disagreed.

 

[Danish Blue]

how on earth did it know i am 6' 2 1/2''

brilliant

 

[jimharri]

You asked:
Why are Eddie Murphy movies shit?


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The Oracle replied:
The causes of this incident are rooted deep inside the human mind.

Er, because Eddie Murphy is in them?

 

[city_boy_lee]

You asked:
What’s your favorite position?


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The Oracle replied:
Peace sign - receiving partner on bottom, legs tightly closed.