Citycitytid said:I rememeber about 6 months back a thread going slightly 'off topic' regarding away ground toilets, parts of that thread had me howling.
Someone out there must have some humour to share...
Didsbury Dave said:Citycitytid said:I rememeber about 6 months back a thread going slightly 'off topic' regarding away ground toilets, parts of that thread had me howling.
Someone out there must have some humour to share...
It was mine, I thought it was a cracking piece of work, and it got deleted.
I talked about the fact that I went 30 years watching City without having a shit in the ground, and last season I had two.
The worst experience for me though was Shalke last year, I had the runs. It wasn't the ground, it was the "fanzone" area in Gelsenkhirken. There was one cubicle for about 1000 beered up Blues, without a lock, and I had to shit in it about 2 hours before kickoff. No lock, no bogroll, gallons of piss on the floor and gallons on the seat. And lads trying to open the door and banging and that.
It was a bad scene, probably worse than Glastonbury. Only Fratton Park I would consider to be potentially worse.
Lancet Fluke said:I once went down to Palace away with a stomach bug, stupidly I thought I would be alright. Quinny scored a hatrick and I missed all 3 goals whilst shitting rusty water. Not only that but I had to go into the women's bogs for some toilet roll which in itself was pretty harrowing. Not my favourite away day.
100%manc said:Lancet Fluke said:I once went down to Palace away with a stomach bug, stupidly I thought I would be alright. Quinny scored a hatrick and I missed all 3 goals whilst shitting rusty water. Not only that but I had to go into the women's bogs for some toilet roll which in itself was pretty harrowing. Not my favourite away day.
OMG I just cracked up reading that lol
Didsbury Dave said:Citycitytid said:I rememeber about 6 months back a thread going slightly 'off topic' regarding away ground toilets, parts of that thread had me howling.
Someone out there must have some humour to share...
It was mine, I thought it was a cracking piece of work, and it got deleted.
I talked about the fact that I went 30 years watching City without having a shit in the ground, and last season I had two.
The worst experience for me though was Shalke last year, I had the runs. It wasn't the ground, it was the "fanzone" area in Gelsenkhirken. There was one cubicle for about 1000 beered up Blues, without a lock, and I had to shit in it about 2 hours before kickoff. No lock, no bogroll, gallons of piss on the floor and gallons on the seat. And lads trying to open the door and banging and that.
It was a bad scene, probably worse than Glastonbury. Only Fratton Park I would consider to be potentially worse.
Didsbury Dave said:I met a Blue once in the pub who admitted he pissed himself when dickov scored the equaliser at Wembley.
Fair play to the lad, that shows passion.