Balancy Head Dudes

I'll try and explain

On ITV there's a sort of talent show that I hardly ever watch due to having a brain.

Brain is now wiped due to ale.

And Scotch.

With a bit of wine.


Two...erm...Chinese? dudes did a balancing act. One on top of the others head. Head to head. And then walked down some stairs. With the other bloke upside down. On his head. Head.

I was so impressed as I walked past the lounge that I stopped without shouting out "how is this fucking talent? Cunts. Amanda would get it though."

Is Amanda Karen's real name?

Crack. If it's good enough for the mayor of Toronto, it's good enough for you two.

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There was an awesome contortionist act last year but they didn’t make it through to the semi-finals because they weren’t British. I think they were called Angara Contortion.

I suspect the same will happen again this year.

You have to wonder why these phenomenal acts are allowed on if they aren’t from Britain and stand no chance of winning.
 

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