The most interesting detail to me was how someone whose biggest achievement so far was a 5 minute FA Cup appearance is in a position to afford a Mercedes. I'm gonna guess that's not a 2nd hand one. You do wonder what effect it has on young players when they can basically do whatever the fuck they want and just buy their way out of trouble. You also wonder what effect it has on the efforts of young players in this country who surely can't help but think they've made it when they're handed all of these things before they've really achieved anything. Anyway, hopefully he learns from this. One and a half times the drink drive limit isn't the biggest crime anyone's ever committed. How long has he been driving for anyway? I thought if you committed an offence in the first 2 years after passing your test, you had to do the test again.
But yeah, there's absolutely no excuse, particularly for a footballer who has absolutely no problem paying for a taxi, and probably even paying for someone to pick up their car the next day.