Best thing since sliced bread

[Lancet Fluke]

Crusts are the shit bit of bread. You can tell this because there's absolutely no market for "nothing but crust" bread.

They serve primarily as a handle, people who eat them are the type of people who suck meat off bones and prefer the fat on meat to the actual meat.

I've never in my life sat and thought "do you know what I really fancy now? An 8 inch thick slice of bread that feels like I'm eating a wheat processing plant". Fucking degenerates.

They do crusty loaves though with an extra crusty crust. it would be difficult to make a loaf that was only crust, I'm not sure that is possible but they do sell bread rolls that are very crusty. Buy a packet of those and you essentially have the equivalent of a nothing but crust loaf.

 

[CTID1988]

What about the crusty ends on garlic bread? We all agree that they are the best bit surely?

 

[BimboBob]

It's plain as the nose on Stony's fat little face that Damo is sticking up for him due to their previous positions on here. A disgrace.

Crusty bread, butter, jam. Food from the imaginary god's. End of.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Incontinence pants with elaticated waists.

 

[stony]

It's plain as the nose on Stony's fat little face that Damo is sticking up for him due to their previous positions on here. A disgrace.

Crusty bread, butter, jam. Food from the imaginary god's. End of.

Fuck off and try an onion ring.

 

[Adidas Sharston]

Fried crust dipped in egg yolk.

 

[stony]

Walter knew the score

 

[Barcon]

Fried crust dipped in egg yolk.

Wouldn't you dip them in egg before you fry them?

 

[Magicpole]

I never knew that only the crusts smell. You learn something new every day.

Never said only. I said the smell of the crust is great, not that the rest doesn't.

 

[Adidas Sharston]

Wouldn't you dip them in egg before you fry them?

Nah that's eggy bread.