i like saying boo to a goose,
in fact, every time i see a goose i force myself to go up to it and say boo.
and then i laugh at it out loud to its face.
you should try it.
it makes you feel like a rebel.
i'm also fond of talking to mute swans.
they do actually try to speak, they just haven't got the vocal chords to express themselves adequately.
it's quite fascinating watching them attempt to tell you to fuck off.
they expel a tracheotomy-like hiss of sorts, which, when you get used to it, is recognisable.
all swans are owned by the queen.
all swans have been caught and given a number.
how sad.