Barcon
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Pair of tits at the job site today.
I usually don't mind our avian friends but when they do that or attack all the worms after i have turned the veg patch, fuck off cunts i need those worms to condition my soil.Big fat fucking pigeons the size of that M.O.A.B. have just attacked my grass seed, flying rats
Big fat fucking pigeons the size of that M.O.A.B. have just attacked my grass seed, flying rats
I usually don't mind our avian friends but when they do that or attack all the worms after i have turned the veg patch, fuck off cunts i need those worms to condition my soil.
Wood pigeons make fine eating, lot of green finches about this morning, don't see the much around here.Big fat fucking pigeons the size of that M.O.A.B. have just attacked my grass seed, flying rats
The mrs has been buying mealworm to attract the birds, throwing fistfuls of them of the balcony onto the grass below. The blackbirds love them and so does a cheeky Robin that will come when shouted...worryingly I have started talking to it!
Last night I was enjoying a fat one on the balcony when I dropped my lighter onto the grass below. Once I had finished my spliff, due to being stoned I elected to go down stairs and into the garden barefooted as I couldnt be arsed to put my trainers on. Due to it being pitch black down there I failed to see that as well as the Robins and Blackbirds being very partial to mealworm, hedgehogs are also very partial and indeed a very large one was dining happily. Sadly I only became aware of this when I put my foot on the bastard, once I had removed my face from the wet grass much swearing and limping about followed and continues as I write.
Hahahahaha but also ouch, that is gonna be a big needle in the arse job no doubt, cute little buggers though when your not spearing your foot on the fuckers.
I am going to get a bird table, always wanted one and i have some cash to buy a nice one now, hopefully it winds the local cats up to as the birds have 2 dogs to help keep the riff raff away when they are dining.