Bluemoon in-jokes- help needed

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

There's no such thing mate.

I almost answered that......

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I almost answered that......

You should've. One for the Bluemoon novices.

 

[mat]

And why the hatred for Morrissey too?

Because he's a ****.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Some on here still refuse to acknowledge his death in an attempt to stop us celebrating the life and music of the great man.

R.I.P. Big Phil

I think it is just too difficult for some people to come to terms with. They are like those Elvis pilgrims who go to Graceland to see the curtain twitch and then cling onto the notion that he just became a hermit and is still around

 

[Magicpole]

Some on here still refuse to acknowledge his death in an attempt to stop us celebrating the life and music of the great man.

R.I.P. Big Phil

I went to a clairvoyant to try to bridge the spiritual divide and contact him about his future music plans up there.

Didn't happen, but apparently I will be travelling overseas soon and a long term dream will be realised.

Swings and roundabouts really.

Oh and someone with the initial N will be very important to me. Those devious spirit cunts just giving initials.

What are they like?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Because he's a ****.

 

[Wafty Cranker]

A clarkie was down to a poster that once bought a pair of Clarkes shoes, when he'd got them home they'd put the wrong size in the box and had problems taking them back, so when someone fucks you over you've been Clarkied, simples.

Cheers for that.

I too had seen it loads on the board and wondered what the Clarkie thing was all about.

Now I know. Thanks.

 

[Barcon]

Cheers for that.

I too had seen it loads on the board and wondered what the Clarkie thing was all about.

Now I know. Thanks.

I know what your'e up to matey boy.

 

[1961_vintage]

I went to a clairvoyant to try to bridge the spiritual divide and contact him about his future music plans up there.

Didn't happen, but apparently I will be travelling overseas soon and a long term dream will be realised.

Swings and roundabouts really.

Oh and someone with the initial N will be very important to me. Those devious spirit cunts just giving initials.

What are they like?

I wondered where she ended-up. Did she finish by saying something about Dancers in Dundee, Architects in Arbroath, Factory Workers in Forfar and Plumbers in Perth... will be celebrating too?

 

[Magicpole]

I wondered where she ended-up. Did she finish by saying something about Dancers in Dundee, Architects in Arbroath, Factory Workers in Forfar and Plumbers in Perth... will be celebrating too?

No, it was "keep off the moors."

She asked me is there an initial J that is significant.

I have an uncle with a J

John?

No, James.

Tall thin man?

5'3 and thirty stone.

It's him. He says be happy and don't overthink things.

It was miraculous. I'm back next week.