Buried or cremated?

C_T_I_D

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When you pop your clogs and your relatives get everything you ever owned, do you want to be shoved in an oven or let worms have you for dinner?
 
I read that when you get cremated your belly pops open and goes off like a shot gun, I'll go for that
 
I shall be drowning myself, at sea, to stop the doctors cutting me up. I haven't yet worked out which of my nieces would be most likely to help me into and out of the boat. If you are to be buried it's best to choose the graveyard and the grave yourself, and not leave it hurriedly to others on your death.
 
merlot somme said:
I shall be drowning myself, at sea, to stop the doctors cutting me up. I haven't yet worked out which of my nieces would be most likely to help me into and out of the boat. If you are to be buried it's best to choose the graveyard and the grave yourself, and not leave it hurriedly to others on your death.

Drownings always seemed a particularly nasty way to go for me, unless you do it stoned out your tits, i suppose it could be fun then.

You'd have to wear goggles aswell, so you can look at all the fishes without your eyes stinging.
 
Cremated to the sound of Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKu2QaytmrM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKu2QaytmrM</a>
 

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