can you get in with hip flasks?

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Don't forget though that to take a sip if you can see the pitch is a criminal offence. Nice one Maggie.

What if he was blind?

 

[SouthStandStander]

No you can't. Me and my mate were stopped on the way in the other week. Had to go and hide them accross the road.
Damn terrorists ruining match day experiences since 2017

 

[bada bing]

Yes,but they have to be really cool.

 

[goatinho]

They ain't checking your sock.

Excellent reply ;)

 

[Impeccable One]

Not in to bracelets, but will make a nice cock ring

 

[lazerblue]

Those wands ain't metal detectors, got a couple of cans in against shakhtar

 

[city986]

Just hold in your hand with your phone that's what I do every game never a problem

 

[jrb]

Put it in your jock strap.

They can't frisk you down there.

The hand held scanner might go off though.

Buy a plastic flask.

 

[jimharri]

Not in to bracelets, but will make a nice cock ring

The perfect Xmas present for Spanish Dave. Better get it in XXL though!

 

[mosssideblue]

Guy next to me had one yesterday - only complaint was he didn't offer me a swig :)