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[JASR]

Why are 2 guys fingering your balls in front of me?

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

So Jose here is our first new signing. He's a number 9.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

As I was just saying to Hose-eh?, there is so much oil on the chips served at Lou Macari's Chippy it was thought it was going to be annexed to the United Arab Emirates.

Bravo!

 

[big phil]

"And you can take that smug look off your face peggy, me and the pisscan still think you're a ****, but we were desperate. Pep just laughed, Moyes isn't as fucking stupid as he looks, and Ian Holloway said he was washing his hair"

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

 

[waspish]

Charlton to The Equaliser I'm not looking at that kunt till you trim my eye brows.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

"Yeah I'm wearing a body warmer in summer because that's how I roll bitches"

 

[mat]

Ticket Tout: Have you met Peter Swales Jose?

 

[mad4city]

Are you sure this is Pep Guardiola?

Top of the range, sir.

 

[dickie davies]

Have you shown the **** where the exit door is?