Car keyed in Fallowfield

[The Pink Panther]

That's shit mate. My mate had his car set on fire on his drive last week, rolled into his house and melted his windows. Totally random but police caught him doing other cars in the area thankfully. Hope they battered him.

There are some real cryptic posts on here

Are you saying someone set fire to your friend's car whilst your friend was in the car so he also caught fire!
Your friend, whilst on fire, then rolled into his own home and melted the windows of his house
Then your friend went out and in revenge set fire to other peoples cars. The Police caught your friend and then thanked him for setting the fires?
But you hope your friend got beaten up by the Police!!

 

[LWashington]

police report to be filed, saying we think it's the takeaway staff, what else can we do?

Find which takeaway Gandalf works in , then bricks his Windows.

 

[canyerdogputoutafire]

Ok, I'll say it. "Can he put out fires?"

I like pilau rice rather than boiled rice but prefer a naan to either. Am I a pillock?

Oi!

 

[CTID1988]

What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.