Conspiracy Theories

[Magicpole]

If I was a conspiracy theorist I probably wouldn't leave the house.
Then again, the house would be bugged and I would be vulnerable to the subliminal messages through the msm controlled TV and who knows what the fuck else.

They're probably watching me now,

There's nothing else for it. I will need to walk the earth.

Oh no, chemtrails.

Where's that shovel?

Oh wait. I'm not a conspiracy theorist. Phew.

Or am I?

 

[west didsblue]

If I was a conspiracy theorist I probably wouldn't leave the house.
Then again, the house would be bugged and I would be vulnerable to the subliminal messages through the msm controlled TV and who knows what the fuck else.

They're probably watching me now,

There's nothing else for it. I will need to walk the earth.

Oh no, chemtrails.

Where's that shovel?

Oh wait. I'm not a conspiracy theorist. Phew.

Or am I?

You're a deep fried mars bar eating sweaty sock. That's more than enough to cope with without being a conspiracy nut as well.

 

[Magicpole]

You're a deep fried mars bar eating sweaty sock. That's more than enough to cope with without being a conspiracy nut as well.

Succinct.

 

[CTID1988]

David Icke's in town on Saturday.

£52 a ticket and he still managed to sell out the Apollo... Unbelievable

 

[Magicpole]

£52 a ticket and he still managed to sell out the Apollo... Unbelievable

Like his tall tales.

 

[Magicpole]

Ike tapped into a very lucrative market of fools and their money, with a collection of mind boggling batshit interwoven tenuously with existing conspiracies to earn close to £1m a year.

****, wish I had thought of that.

Is there still time? Hmmmm

I think it is time to disclose my role as intergalactic shape shifting reptile catcher.

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