Daft question but one worth asking.

[C_T_I_D]

How do you become a terrorist?

Are you interviewed for the position?

"And what qualities do you think you can bring to the role?"

"Well I don't mind blowing myself up!"

"You've got the job!!"

"Lovely! Where's that army gear you wear then lads?"

No, but seriously, how the hell do you? I've always wondered that. It's not advertised on job centre plus or any vacancy websites is it? So how do they do it? Lol.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

I think with your data input experience and your love for ballroom dancing you could well be a worthy candidate for a position within the Al qaeda terrorist organisation