Diane Abbott

Helmet Cole said:
First they came for Gail Platts tits, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a tit man.

Then they came for the gingers, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a ginger.

Then they came for the back doors, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a back door.

Then they came for Muffins—and there was no one to give a fuck, because we all know chips go in a barm you cunts.
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Hahaha
 
SWP's back said:
Calling her a **** is unfair.

Cunts can be useful.
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That reminds me of an incident when I was out walking the dogs with daughter and son-in-law. Some gamekeeper's flunkey started giving it large about the dogs being off lead. Not being inclined to intellectual debate on that particular day, I called him a cnut.

His retort was: "Cnuts can be useful".

Quick as a flash, my daughter came back with: "Not to you, though". At this point the fat bastard got back on his quad bike and disappeared over the horizon.

Dat's ma girl!
 
sir baconface said:
That reminds me of an incident when I was out walking the dogs with daughter and son-in-law. Some gamekeeper's flunkey started giving it large about the dogs being off lead. Not being inclined to intellectual debate on that particular day, I called him a cnut.

His retort was: "Cnuts can be useful".

Quick as a flash, my daughter came back with: "Not to you, though". At this point the fat bastard got back on his quad bike and disappeared over the horizon.

Dat's ma girl!
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Haha. Excellent.
 
sir baconface said:
That reminds me of an incident when I was out walking the dogs with daughter and son-in-law. Some gamekeeper's flunkey started giving it large about the dogs being off lead. Not being inclined to intellectual debate on that particular day, I called him a cnut.

His retort was: "Cnuts can be useful".

Quick as a flash, my daughter came back with: "Not to you, though". At this point the fat bastard got back on his quad bike and disappeared over the horizon.

Dat's ma girl!
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haha, love it
 
  • sir baconface said:
    That reminds me of an incident when I was out walking the dogs with daughter and son-in-law. Some gamekeeper's flunkey started giving it large about the dogs being off lead. Not being inclined to intellectual debate on that particular day, I called him a cnut.

    His retort was: "Cnuts can be useful".

    Quick as a flash, my daughter came back with: "Not to you, though". At this point the fat bastard got back on his quad bike and disappeared over the horizon.

    Dat's ma girl!
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    You were lucky he didn't come back with a twelve bore and take the lot of you out !
 
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