I take it they weren't keen on hiring you at the Beeb?Some telling stats about our Wazza.
He has scored 3 goals v teams in the current top 10 in the FIFA ranking - one in a friendly v Argentina in 2003, and two in friendlies v Brazil in 2013.
On the other hand, 21 of his goals have come against teams outside the top 50 nations.
He has scored five against San Marino, more than against any other country.
I make no comment. Draw your own conclusions.