Barney Ronay is usually alright, but this is a remarkable level of sycophantic bullshit:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jan/26/alexis-sanchez-manchester-united-fa-cup-yeovil
A few excerpts:
Sánchez is a wonderfully pure footballer, a multimillionaire athlete who, as José Mourinho said before kick-off at Huish Park, really does just love to kick a ball around.
Sánchez was busy, full-blooded and in flashes quietly brilliant during his first hour as a Manchester United player.
Even in a magenta bib doing shuttle runs between some cones, he really does look like a Manchester United player.
And he did give the ball away a bit, misplacing five of his first 10 passes as a United player. But then this is a part of his game.
Sánchez had a hand in the opening goal, carrying the ball inside, feeling the spaces open up around him and playing a nice pass into Marcus Rashford.
Think even Jamie Jackson might blush at some of that. He will obviously be very good for them, but he looked a bit rusty tonight and classing that first goal as a “nice pass” is, well, pushing it a bit to put it politely.