So, a corrupt fifa organization is to investigate a potentially corrupt football transfer, I fear there may be more unofficial payments involved in the investigation than in the transfer deal. In fact, this telephone conversation is believed to have taken place recently somewhere around Altrincham.
Man. A) Looks like weve been sussed over the Pogba deal boss,shall I shred everything and book our tickets to south America?
Man.B) Damn, whos doing the investigation, Interpol, metropolitan police, FBI??
Man. A) Its FIFA boss.
Man.B) Oh ok, nip down to WHSmiths and stock up on brown envelopes.