Now this could only happen to a guy like me
And only happen in a town so crap
So may I say to each of you most gratefully
As I sell each one of you a wrap
This is my kind of town, Rochdale is
My kind of town, Rochdale is
My kind of people too
People who are druggies too
And each time I roam, Rochdale is
Calling me home, Rochdale is
Why I just grin like a clown
It's my kind of town
My kind of town, Rochdale is
My kind of town, Rochdale is
My kind of razzmatazz
And it has, all that jazz
And each time I leave, Rochdale is
Tuggin' my sleeve, Rochdale is
College Bank Flats, Rochdale is
Yorkshire Street, Rochdale is
One town that won't let you down
It's my kind of town