Getting a dog and picking up

[Shirley]

I once had had a problem with breaking wind unexpectedly so went to see the doctor, he told me to get a dog.
True btw.

 

[Blue_eyes]

Oh that's so last year, have you not see those new lavatory bags ?

Oh, do you throw those up a tree too?

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Oh, do you throw those up a tree too?

We have a Bonsai but it seems cruel

 

[denislawsbackheel]

If you get a woman its piss will kill your grass.

 

[Blue_eyes]

Oh that's so last year, have you not see those new lavatory bags ?

Do you need to make it to a toilet with these bags , or do you use them to pick it up instead, if so this could solve the problem of finding a wc if out and about.

 

[quiet_riot]

Dogs > people

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Picking up a shit while out on a walk isn't so bad. The numerous daily shits you end up with in your garden can be a nightmare particularly if you're lazy for a few days when the weather is bad and have to "pick up" about 20 shits that have been turned into sloppy brown puddles by the rain. Just grim.

 

[CityWest]

Our first dog was a golden lab God rest her soul. She was ace and saw the first 6 years of my son and 3 years of my daughter before passing away. If you decide on a lab be prepared to go through at least one hoover every 12 months. They mault badly. Use scented nappy sacks for the Shit when out walking. You'll be glad in winter as after you've picked it up you can use the filled bag as a hand warmer lol. We've now got a Cockapoo who is ace also. No maulting and just generally a lot easier. If you go out you can just put her in the back of the car with the kids. With the lab it was an ordeal due to her size. Both great dogs

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Get a cat. At least they're not so dumb they can't be toilet trained.

 

[Saddleworth2]

The kids want a black Labrador. Any idea of there shit size? Does a dog shit once a day?

We had labs for years. Can be quite a mound. My son has the biggest lab I have ever seen and it dumps like a horse. You have been warned!