BlueMoonz1977
Well-Known Member
Sheikh Mansour..
Went Abroad,
In a Vauxhall Nova,
Went to get some German beer,
But got us Guardiola
Went Abroad,
In a Vauxhall Nova,
Went to get some German beer,
But got us Guardiola
Nothing short of geniusTo the tune of Eton Rifles.
Sup up your beer and collect your fags
There's a row going on with the rags
Their club is a shambles and Mourinhos shite
Playing their football on a Thursday night
Hello hurray,fuck depay, 'Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola'
Martin Edwards on his hands and knees
Checking under doors in the lavatories
Ticket tout Charlton is the man to see
If you wanna buy a ticket for Wemberlee
Hello hurray, fuck depay, 'Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola'
To the tune of Eton Rifles.
Sup up your beer and collect your fags
There's a row going on with the rags
Their club is a shambles and Mourinhos shite
Playing their football on a Thursday night
Hello hurray,fuck depay, 'Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola'
Martin Edwards on his hands and knees
Checking under doors in the lavatories
Ticket tout Charlton is the man to see
If you wanna buy a ticket for Wemberlee
Hello hurray, fuck depay, 'Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola'
Love tooNothing short of genius
Love too
We could just pluck the chorus line, just for neatness, IIRR, just 2 x Guardiolas and the line sung twice is punchier
"Hello hurray,fuck depay, 'Guardiola, Guardiola''
"Hello hurray,fuck depay, 'Guardiola, Guardiola''....
Of course once depay puts in a transfer request we'll need to change a couple of words , but fun in the meantime !!
That said the whole adapted lyric is genius.... well done , Blue Mick... best I've heard in a long time !!
"Hello hurray,fuck Jose,we've got 'Guardiola, Guardiola''
"Hello hurray,fuck Jose,we've got 'Guardiola, Guardiola''
"Hello hurray,fuck Jose,we've got 'Guardiola, Guardiola''
"Hello hurray,fuck Jose,we've got 'Guardiola, Guardiola''
That thought crossed my mind but then I thought , Nah, the arrogant tw@ts just assumed the Pep would be beating a path to the door of the Swamp but this reminds the c@nts that they got snubbed and now have to make do with the PEGWhy do our songs have anything about United in them.....kick em into touch...who gives a damn.
I had to wait for 12 lines to hear Guardiola. I didn't know who the song was about . By the time pep will be gone.We don't want Mourinho
We've got our strong beliefs
We don't want Wenger
We've got our strong beliefs
We don't want Klopp
We've got our strong beliefs
We don't want Hiddinck
We've got our strong beliefs
Want more and more
Our fans want more and more
Pep Guardiola
He's what we're looking for
Want more and more
Our fans want more and more
Pep Guardiola
He's what we're looking for
Tune freed from desire Gala.