How Did You Used To Watch Porn?

[york away to this!]

you used to have to get it where you could back in the olden days - a few examples...

mum's littlewoods catalogue - underwear section
james herbert books sometimes had some naughty bits in them (no pics, unfortunately...)
ditto Wilbur Smith if you used a bit of imagination...
not so swallows and amazons, even though the girl was called titty.
obligatory mag left in the lay-by down a country lane where we had a horse
mags left in the vans I cleaned at a landscape gardeners where I had a weekend morning job
porn stash of various mate's fathers/brothers
next catalogues from the early eighties
amateur photography guide book
teen parties when someone smuggled an electric blue tape in
usual late night channel 4 nonsense

probably the most unsavoury was my sister's A-level art example books featuring various scantily clad voluptuous types in neo-classical poses... (no really - bloody paintings!)

 

[BlueTG]

With the family around tea time

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Got sacked from a paper round after a customer saw me borrowing a copy of Razzle and hiding it in No 10 Moss lanes Telegraph. Luckily he didn't see the box of roman candles in no 12s Guardian.

 

[AlgarveBlu]

Confessions of a window cleaner - proper muck

 

[jimharri]

This probably sounds weird, but I used to walk into a local paper shop and buy a selection of pornographic titles of my choice.

You bloody pervert. People like you ought to be locked up.

 

[mat]

Stag floppy discs for my Amiga computer.

 

[Len Rum]

Health and Efficiency.
Those were the days!

 

[Meatbag]

Ah the joys of a freshly selected copy of Razzle or Club International from the paper shop. Or, if in town the newsagents in the bus station which used to do 3 for a fiver on the past months jazz titles...



...apparently

 

[johnny on the spot]

Also, fuck the opinion of the dowdy Norris fucker behind the counter. They were the ones profiting out of jazz mags.

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Practical photographer ,I think?
Always had the odd bit of tit in it