You have all got it totally wrong.
When the team came in at half time Hughes would have used his hairdryer.
'Dunne you twat, when you trip your self up take out the keeper too. Next half I want you to make out you miss the ball near the halfway line and let their strikers in on goal. Make it look good'
'Zab, they are so crap I think you should maybe help them a little, so if you get the ball outside our 18 yard box I want you to pass it dirctly to their feet even they should be able to score from that'
'Richards, just keep playing as you are, you are doing a great job'
'Now, Jongers, pal, give someone like Etuhu, an ex city player, the chance to score, It is always good to see a city youth player on the score sheet'
'Robbie, once the defence has done its job and rectified the disgraceful halftime score, I will bring you on and you can make sure we don't get a goal, I know I can depend on you'
RIGHT LADS NOW REMEMBER WE HAVE TO DO ALL WE CAN TO LULL HAMBURG INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY
NOW GO OUT AND LOSE THE GAME AND LOOK REALLY SHIT IN THE PROCESS
When the team came in at half time Hughes would have used his hairdryer.
'Dunne you twat, when you trip your self up take out the keeper too. Next half I want you to make out you miss the ball near the halfway line and let their strikers in on goal. Make it look good'
'Zab, they are so crap I think you should maybe help them a little, so if you get the ball outside our 18 yard box I want you to pass it dirctly to their feet even they should be able to score from that'
'Richards, just keep playing as you are, you are doing a great job'
'Now, Jongers, pal, give someone like Etuhu, an ex city player, the chance to score, It is always good to see a city youth player on the score sheet'
'Robbie, once the defence has done its job and rectified the disgraceful halftime score, I will bring you on and you can make sure we don't get a goal, I know I can depend on you'
RIGHT LADS NOW REMEMBER WE HAVE TO DO ALL WE CAN TO LULL HAMBURG INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY
NOW GO OUT AND LOSE THE GAME AND LOOK REALLY SHIT IN THE PROCESS