I need a serious word with my mate...

[TheMightyQuinn]

Ok but to clarify, the pic you've seen is barely me but anyhoo the jeans were normal blue ones, albeit faded ones. Size 8, belonged to my ex but I stole them...

...I go for the 'little boy lost' look meets 'backstreet raggamuffin'

Wait... You wear SIZE 8 jeans...? My 18 year old waif-like veggie daughter wears size 8!!

They are a little tight on me these days but yes I can slip my ass into a size 8 ladies jean.

Dont hate me cos I'm beautiful ;)

 

[Wheelsy]

Ok but to clarify, the pic you've seen is barely me but anyhoo the jeans were normal blue ones, albeit faded ones. Size 8, belonged to my ex but I stole them...

...I go for the 'little boy lost' look meets 'backstreet raggamuffin'

Wait... You wear SIZE 8 jeans...? My 18 year old waif-like veggie daughter wears size 8!!

They are a little tight on me these days but yes I can slip my ass into a size 8 ladies jean.

Dont hate me cos I'm beautiful ;)

It's one thing slipping your arse in there, it's another getting the tackle in the front.

I thought I was a skinny prick taking a 31x34...

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Ok but to clarify, the pic you've seen is barely me but anyhoo the jeans were normal blue ones, albeit faded ones. Size 8, belonged to my ex but I stole them...

...I go for the 'little boy lost' look meets 'backstreet raggamuffin'

Wait... You wear SIZE 8 jeans...? My 18 year old waif-like veggie daughter wears size 8!!

They are a little tight on me these days but yes I can slip my ass into a size 8 ladies jean.

Dont hate me cos I'm beautiful ;)

It's one thing slipping your arse in there, it's another getting the tackle in the front.

I thought I was a skinny prick taking a 31x34...

You just need to constantly adjust yourself when wearing such tight jeans lol to make sure you arent on display!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I found out this evening, one of my mates (who is 23) had been giving a 15yr a seeing to and has been for about 6 months (she's just turned 16 now).

...what the fuck can i say to him?!?

Try - has she got a mate?

 

[jimharri]

What about her mum?

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Fucking hell jimharri you are like a dog with two dicks

 

[jimharri]

Fucking hell jimharri you are like a dog with two dicks

WOOF!!

 

[berger10]

By "friends", I assume you mean "MySpace friends". Which doesn't really count.

Sounds like an older version of my little sister. Yet no tats yet thank christ.

Are you talking to me?

If so, no. By friends I meant, funnily enough ... friends. As in, Friends. People she knows. FRIENDS. Is that too hard for you to understand twathead?

I'm talking obscure bands here. Non popular shite. You have a problem with that?

Fall Out Boy...........although I unfortunately bought one of their albums!