I'm Falling Apart................

[Richie]

I have to shake myself for ages after a piss, or guaranteed drips down my leg. Never used to be like this. Had an automatic on/off valve. Now my internal washer has obviously worn. I fear for the future

I know exactly what you mean - light coloured trousers are a thing of the past for me. There are only so many times you can use the 'bloody hell, that's a powerful tap' excuse!