Impetigo FTW

Danish Blue said:
Have you ever pleasured yourself thinking of the Simon Le Tom, Bigga?

because you know he has you....

Look up metrosexual in the dictionary and theres 3 pictures

Pic 1 - Me and Bozo looking cool with our hair
Pic 2 - Anton, Simon Le Tom, Philbo and VD on a night out
Pic 3 - Bigga smiling cheekily
 
Pic 1 - Me and Bozo looking cool with our hair
Pic 2 - Anton, Simon Le Tom, Philbo and VD on a night out
Pic 3 - Bigga smiling cheekily

point 1- I have very cool hair, why do i never get invited (I also moisteurise)

Point 2 - You still invite VD and if so who sits next to him in the cab?

Point 3- BWAH
 
Danish Blue said:
Pic 1 - Me and Bozo looking cool with our hair
Pic 2 - Anton, Simon Le Tom, Philbo and VD on a night out
Pic 3 - Bigga smiling cheekily

point 1- I have very cool hair, why do i never get invited (I also moisteurise)

Point 2 - You still invite VD and if so who sits next to him in the cab?

Point 3- BWAH

1 - Ok, you can be in my hair club :)

2 - I dont go out with these guys, they wont allow it, I'm too cool.

3 - Exactly!
 
You can come on our next night out if you like TMQ. You can be the guy who takes one for the team. Or takes one from the team if we don't pull
 
Danish Blue said:
You can come on our next night out if you like TMQ. You can be the guy who takes one for the team. Or takes one from the team if we don't pull

thats what i call an all rounder
The versatile friend. The guy that likes being your friend because he thinks he is "cool" hanging around with you. Once you put it to him that he needs to hang out of a whale so you can dip your wick, he's happy because he's getting laid which is a rarety. But he loves you so much that if you fail to pull, he's willing to touch his toes and let you empty your sack before the night is through.

All hail The Versatile Friend
 

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