Simon Le Tom
Well-Known Member
Last night, i was at Mr & Mrs Philbo's chilling out before going for footy. Instead of watching the UCL games they thought it'd be ace to 'In the night garden' after little James had woke up.
Now, i didn't watch it as a Mum or Dad (well not knowingly) and i gotta admit, and i don't know why...but i think i paid too much attention to what goes on and i'm a little disturbed.
Who the fuck comes up with this shit? there was a trippy Carosel at the end and loads of friendly squishy 'things' just chilling staring at all these dudes. I'd be getting security checks on these guys, there smiles seemed too happy not to be sinister.
Now, i didn't watch it as a Mum or Dad (well not knowingly) and i gotta admit, and i don't know why...but i think i paid too much attention to what goes on and i'm a little disturbed.
- To start with, we have Iggle Piggle...fair enough, he's a cute little blue dude but he needs some serious medical advice, his body really shouldn't squeak as much as it does when he moves. His neck was on a spring, this could lead to some serious problems in later life. He should really get someone to check his head out aswell, maybe a CAT scan or somin...because it's shaped like Marlon Harewoods
- How the fuck does he get to the Night Garden? is this some kind of trippy shit where he's obviously been eating too much cheese before bedtime n wakes up there. Either that or it's some Donny Darko shit fuckin with him.
- That Oopsy Daisy bird....i'm positive i saw her up Leigh on Saturday night, she was the spits of some supertan i saw. Also...she sleeps rough! wtf, she makes friends allday, then just pulls her bed out whereever she is and goes to sleep! Idiot.
- Makka Pakka? (i think)...has three ears...each of them wiv some severe cauliflowering, how they turned out like that? i have no idea. Oh yeh, he also had some serious OCD problem with rocks, strange.
- Them weird little bastards in that ant hill, are just that...fuckin weird noise making weirdos.
Who the fuck comes up with this shit? there was a trippy Carosel at the end and loads of friendly squishy 'things' just chilling staring at all these dudes. I'd be getting security checks on these guys, there smiles seemed too happy not to be sinister.