Injuries to yourself whilst drunk !

[mancity5]

I fell in the back garden on Friday night pissed up, smashed my head on a brick and then spent 3 hours in A & E getting my head glued back together... It was a good night though.

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

Unlucky, mate! Sounds nasty.
I sprained my wrist at a pizza place on my way home one night by doing a one handed press-up on the counter.

 

[barryo]

I woke up with my nose splattered and 2 black eyes when I was 18......turns out I had a collision with a doormans head in The New Ardre in Hulme.......Not reccomended.

Good job I've grown up!!!!!!!!

 

[jimharri]

So don't go starting something with the bloke on security at Carrington; got it? ;-)

 

[mancity5]

Years ago in Kavos, I jumped over a 3ft wall pissed up, on the other side though was a 25ft drop into the sewers. When I looked up all the lads were looking down at me, pissing there sides. I was too until i realised i`d broken my ankle. The ambulance crew weren`t impressed having to come down for me....That was a good night also..

Maybe its time to stop drinking.

 

[Wheelsy]

Fractured a bone in my hand playing computerised blackjack.

 

[frankstonblue]

fell through a glass coffee table and had 4 stitches inserted about 6 inches from my nuts....Didnt need any anisthetic I was that pissed.

 

[Gelsons Dad]

Turned my ankle on a beer bottle while watching England V Argentina when owen scored that goal. My only footballing injury to date. Was on crutches for a month!!

 

[jimharri]

What goal? ;-)

 

[Ally.P]

Broke my nose and scraped all my face.