dave the pie
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hahahahahaha pmsl, funniest thing iv read in ages!
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JULES
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dave, it wasnt supposed to be funny, I had to send the wife down to the shop this morning for xtra bag roll, and me guts are still gurgling like buggery.
tueartsboots
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PMSL !JULES said:dave, it wasnt supposed to be funny, I had to send the wife down to the shop this morning for xtra bag roll, and me guts are still gurgling like buggery.
JULES
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ffs it aint funny, I darent fart for obvious reasons although I`m dying to and to make it worse my mates just phoned, am I comin down to the beer feastival at 12 for a couple of ales!
tueartsboots
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LOL, just don't wear white trousers ! and take some spare trollies !JULES said:ffs it aint funny, I darent fart for obvious reasons although I`m dying to and to make it worse my mates just phoned, am I comin down to the beer feastival at 12 for a couple of ales!
JULES
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christ its started again, as we got in this morning the wife puts a pizza in the oven the falls asleep so I ate the bastard and now wished I didnt, also managed to get a good portion down the front of my best shirt. another mate has just called to see if I`m going to the fox for some more skull splitter! christ I darent leave the house at the moment, good job I aint going to the match
JULES said:christ its started again, as we got in this morning the wife puts a pizza in the oven the falls asleep so I ate the bastard and now wished I didnt, also managed to get a good portion down the front of my best shirt. another mate has just called to see if I`m going to the fox for some more skull splitter! christ I darent leave the house at the moment, good job I aint going to the match
Now you know how the opposing defenders are gonna feel next season. SSSSSHHHHHIIITTTING IT.