Joe bashed his noggin

I know the feeling. I avoid rag games on telly but sometimes switch themn on mid game, every time they score within 5 seconds. I'm going to be more careful with channel hopping in the future. Same happens with Chavski on Radio 5.
I have a mate who's a Portsmoth fan. He's banned from watching City games on telly because we always lose. He's allowed to watch us live though as we always win.
I'm not paranoid, honest.

Christ man, i hope you put salt around your bed at night. Funny isn't it how we know better but still follow the odd quirk.
 
Christ man, i hope you put salt around your bed at night. Funny isn't it how we know better but still follow the odd quirk.
I seem to be collecting them.. What does the salt around the bed do (apart from kill slugs - I once saw a dipper throw a salt cellar at a slug after someone said throw salt at it)
 
I seem to be collecting them.. What does the salt around the bed do (apart from kill slugs - I once saw a dipper throw a salt cellar at a slug after someone said throw salt at it)
Where the fuck did he steal the salt cellar from?
 

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