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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by citymantop, 28 Jan 2014.
A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost of a tooth extraction.
“85 pounds for an extraction, sir” the dentist replied.
“85 quid! Huv ye no’got anythin’ cheaper?”
“That’s the normal charge,” said the dentist.
“Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?”
“That’s unusual, sir, but I could do it and would knock 15 pounds off.”
“Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without any anaesthetic?”
“I can’t guarantee their professionalism and it’ll be painful. But the price could drop by 20 pounds.”
“How aboot if ye make it a trainin’ session, ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin’ and learnin’?”
“It’ll be good for the students”, mulled the dentist. “I’ll charge you 5 pounds but it will be traumatic.”
“Och, now yer talkin’ laddie! It’s a deal,” said the Scotsman. “Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then.”
"My missus has been assaulted by a marsupial in Malaysia."
"No, it was a big kangaroo."
My parents were midgets, all there life they struggled to put food on the table
My parents were devil-worshippers. They made a lot of sacrifices for me.
Still cracks me up, that one :)
Bloody hell Phil you're getting some mileage out of that old one.
Here's one not so old......
Gynaecologists use a device called a speculum to spread open the vagina.
I prefer to call it a flap jack.
Catch up soon mate!
Two Chinese men break into a distillery.
One asks the other,is it Whisky?
He replies, not as whisky as wobbing a bank.
Hope so mate, it's your round ;)