JOKES

[Le Havre Oswald]

any 1got any good jokes.

ile start us off.


i man goes into the doctors for his test results.
the doctor says ive got some very bad news, the results say you have got AIDS and also alzheimer's. the man replies "thats terrible the worst news possible but at least i havent got AIDS.


LOL

 

[Thanx4Knives]

Whats Black and Rhymes with Snoop?















Dr Dre

 

[city1961]

Three cheers for rap music









Hip Hop

 

[ell]

3 people have been banned from the paralympics for taking illegal substances...







WD40

 

[audiodave08]

Whats Black and Rhymes with Snoop?




poop!










Dr Dre

 

[1894]

An elderly Duke had a slightly deaf butler called Wardle.

"Wardle, run my bath for me, will you"

So the butler filled the bath, added the cologne, and draped the Duke's bathrobe over the rail.

The Duke lowered himself into the water, and settled down for a soak.


As the butler was leaving the bathroom, the Duke farted loudly in the bath water, with rumbling bubbles everywhere.


When the Duke had finished batheing, he went to his room and pulled down his bed cover. Inside the bed was a hot water bottle.

"Wardle, what's this doing in my bed?"

"You asked for it Sir."

"No I didn't"

"Oh yes you did Sir - as I was leaving the bathroom, I'm sure I heard you say 'get-a-hot-water-bottle-Wardle'

 

[johnmc]

An elderly Duke had a slightly deaf butler called Wardle.

"Wardle, run my bath for me, will you"

So the butler filled the bath, added the cologne, and draped the Duke's bathrobe over the rail.

The Duke lowered himself into the water, and settled down for a soak.


As the butler was leaving the bathroom, the Duke farted loudly in the bath water, with rumbling bubbles everywhere.


When the Duke had finished batheing, he went to his room and pulled down his bed cover. Inside the bed was a hot water bottle.

"Wardle, what's this doing in my bed?"

"You asked for it Sir."

"No I didn't"

"Oh yes you did Sir - as I was leaving the bathroom, I'm sure I heard you say 'get-a-hot-water-bottle-Wardle'

Am I the only one??

 

[Simon Le Tom]

I laughed cos it was stupid, i might have missed the actual joke tho

 

[1894]

johnmc & Simon

Maybe it doesn't sound as good on paper as when you're telling it - the last line when spoken rapidly (get-a-hot-water-bottle-wardle) resembles bubbling farts in the bath.

Oh well, I won't post any more. Soz.

 

[skybluenorth]

That joke was originally about Glen Hoodle and Chris Waddle having a bath together. I think.