JOKES

[gis]

chimp goes into job centre man saya r u lookin for a job yes says chimp well lets av alook on the screen oh look billy smarts circus is in town shall i call them chimp says what the fuck do they want wiv a bricklayer

 

[Simon Le Tom]

chimp goes into job centre, man says "r u lookin for a job",
"yes" says chimp
"well lets av alook on the screen, oh look billy smarts circus is in town shall i call them"

Chimp says "what the fuck do they want wiv a bricklayer"

Sry, don't mean to b a twat, i cud barely read it.

 

[laserblue]

That joke was originally about Glen Hoodle and Chris Waddle having a bath together. I think.

it's even older than that. they must have only just reached puberty when i first heard a version of it.